I dreamt about having sex with you, but you fuck so much better in real life, bro

What can a slutty sister give her brother? — A blowjob, of course!

Tired of watching a boring movie — got into her own panties for a guy

And why should I need doctors when my girlfriend's medicine is much nicer

Wipe the sperm off, you're maids! Or the wife will be here soon

Asked a guy for a massage, and he poured oil on the bitch and fucked her